Your name is Keith Jones, and you spend most of your time ruining your very own walls. How dare you. Aside from ruining your own walls, you enjoy making as many friends as possible! Though, you don't easily trust them. The fear of being betrayed plays a large role on who does and doesn't get to be your friend. Sometimes, you're an asshole. You don't mean to be but it just happens,not often of course. The only one that you love to annoy and make life miserable is your counterpart. He's nothing but a big wanna be if anyone asked you, though then again. That guy hates you, oops!!! It's fine with you though, you don't really get on the pissy side unless needing to. You dislike corn to the point that at the mention of it makes you sick, it's revolting and just makes you want to hurl. No one gets pass your borders without a passport!!! Whaaa .. hold up, did they just walk right in??? Aww darn you forgot, oh well. Blah blah blah blah blah, no one is even understanding a word you say. Sometimes you're not considerate in speaking a language that another may know,good thing you apologize and repeat it for them.
All in all. You're really just a sweetheart that has some killer mood swings when triggered.